DIY Bitchery.
Leighton Meester attends the "Country Strong" premiere at Green Hills Cinemain Nashville, Tennessee in Marc Jacobs.
Marc Jacobs Spring 2011 Collection
Model: Fei Fei Sun
Model: Fei Fei Sun
Darlings, we feel if you've been reading us for any length of time, then you've probably, without even realizing it, mastered the fine gay art of judging other people's clothing. We figured there are more than enough posts of us doing it. Now we want to see if you've been paying attention. That's right, minions. We're passing the bitchery onto you and we expect you to do great things with it. Don't worry, we'll walk you through it.
Take a good look at Ms. Meester here. Let it all sink in, from the top of her head down to the soles of her shoes. Take in every detail. Now close your eyes, take a deep breath, and picture not a flame, but a flamer. That's your inner bitchy homosexual and we're going to show you how to bring her out. Ready? Go.
Take a good look at Ms. Meester here. Let it all sink in, from the top of her head down to the soles of her shoes. Take in every detail. Now close your eyes, take a deep breath, and picture not a flame, but a flamer. That's your inner bitchy homosexual and we're going to show you how to bring her out. Ready? Go.
"Are you kidding me? Her (body part) looks like it's going to (verb) and start (gerund) all over the room! That skirt looks like (colorful food item), the top is making her look (adjective), and the whole look together fairly screams "(Something outrageous a tacky or clueless person would say in all caps with multiple exclamation points)"
And don't even get me started on the (hairstyle/accessory/makeup)! It makes her look like a (descriptive term for a prostitute/senior citizen/nun/drag queen/silent film star/head of the PTA)! She should fire her (slang term for male homosexuals)!"
Go ahead, girls. Impress us.
[Photo Credit: getty/style.com]
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