Wednesday, December 15, 2010

"Country Strong" LA Special Screening

OUR EYES!!!!

Unborn fawns! So, last night? There was this premiere thing for that Oscar bait movie where Gwyneth Paltrow pretends to be not as rich and educated and self-actualized as she actually is? And everyone attending succumbed to bouts of either temporary insanity, blindness, or an extreme lack of taste?

Gwyneth Paltrow in Emilio Pucci Spring 2011






Academy Award-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow would like the world to know she is not wearing any underwear.

Leighton Meester in Christian Dior Spring 2011







Indistinguishable-from-a-hundred-other-actresses Leighton Meester was inside a candy store when it suddenly exploded.

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill








Multiple award-winning country power couple and gene lottery winners Faith Hill and Tim McGraw now work as a Ruby Tuesday's hostess and an Algebra teacher, respectively.

We're thinking there was a gas leak of some sort in the area. They all woke up this morning appalled and with splitting headaches, we're sure.

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