Friday, October 8, 2010

PR: Auf Wiedersehen!

The surprise shock of the season.


Well, who didn't see this one coming?

Yep. Right on schedule.

What else is there to say? Although we will say this. Considering how his milieu seems to be salable casual separates, we would have thought he'd produce something, if not exactly award-winning, then at least not aufable.

Then again, he would have had to produce something award-winning just to avoid the auf. The writing was on the wall and everyone but poor Christopher knew it.

Okay, those slits in the pants are just fucking weird.

And if producing drab style-less looks wasn't bad enough, they had all kinds of execution problems. That jacket looks terrible.


Bleh. Bet he regrets picking Ivy. Even if she is as good a sewer as everyone says, she was obviously WAY too distracted to give him her best work.

Seriously? What the hell?

And this! It's like a gaping hole of depression in dress form.

All of your disappointments and embarrassments and anxieties are right here, ladies! Staring right back at you, taunting you. Why not try it on and stand in front of a mirror? Just make sure there aren't any cutting tools anywhere nearby.

That drab, almost-salmon was a terrible color choice.

Even the styling was horrible. These girls look like they should be on that hoarding show on TLC.

So congratulations, Christopher. You've invented a new genre of clothing: Passivewear. What the depressed gal turns to when she's planning on spending 72 straight hours on the couch.

Tim Gunn's Workroom:


Extended Judging:


Under the Gunn:


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com - Video Credit: myLifetime.com - Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke/myLifetime.com]

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